Intro: Em  C7M  Am(9)  B7  Em  C7M  Am(9)  B7

Em                                     C7M
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
                               Am(9)
While j***ing off listening to mozart

You bitch and moan about LA
       B7
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway 
Em
You don?t eat meat

And drive electrical cars
C7M                               Am(9)
You?re so indie rock it?s almost an art
               B7
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

Em                                   C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 
                      B7
No you don?t even like boys
Em                                        C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 

No you don?t even like?

Em
You?re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
C7M
You?re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Am(9)
Secretly you?re so amused
       B7
That nobody understands you
Em
I?m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
C7M
I?m so angry cause you?d rather MySpace instead
Am(9)                                B7
I can?t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than...

Em                                   C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 
                      B7
No you don?t even like boys
Em                                        C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 
                       B7  C7M  C#m7(b5)
No you don?t even like?
      B7
Ur so gay ur so gay
Em7            
You walk around like you?re oh so debonair
C7M
You pull em' down and there?s really nothing there
Am(9)                  B7(4)/D#
I wish you would just be real with me

Em                                   C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 
                      B7
No you don?t even like boys
Em                                        C7M
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 
                      B7
No you don?t even like? PENIS!