Intro: E5  C5  Am(9)  B5  E5  C5  Am(9)  B5

E5                                     C5
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
                               Am(9)
While j***ing off listening to mozart

You bitch and moan about LA
       B5
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway 
E5
You don?t eat meat

And drive electrical cars
C5                               Am(9)
You?re so indie rock it?s almost an art
               B5
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

E5                                   C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 
                      B5
No you don?t even like boys
E5                                        C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 

No you don?t even like?

E5
You?re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
C5
You?re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Am(9)
Secretly you?re so amused
       B5
That nobody understands you
E5
I?m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
C5
I?m so angry cause you?d rather MySpace instead
Am(9)                                B5
I can?t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than...

E5                                   C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 
                      B5
No you don?t even like boys
E5                                        C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 
                       B5  C5  C#m7(b5)
No you don?t even like?
      B5
Ur so gay ur so gay
E5            
You walk around like you?re oh so debonair
C5
You pull em' down and there?s really nothing there
Am(9)                  B5
I wish you would just be real with me

E5                                   C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 
                      B5
No you don?t even like boys
E5                                        C5
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys

No you don?t even like
Am(9)
No you don?t even like 
                      B5
No you don?t even like? PENIS!