Am
My best friend Sarah went
   E/G#
to europe for the summer
   C
My brother got kicked

out of school
          Am
Aw bummer Julian got laid in
    E/G#
the back seat of a hummer
C           G
  And got arrested
         C
Like Mel Gibson

  F
I read
       Am
In the trades
         F
That the NYSNC

boy is No way

    C             G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
    G
The first thing that

I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha

Those hot Jimmy choos

Hey Paris did I lose

it on that pair too?

  Am            E/G#
Celebutons work in

the glamarazzi
C
Should've told my story

to the tabloids

Took the money
Am                E/G#
Takes alot to get kicked
             C
out of these parties
          G
And almost get arrested
C
  Like Mel Gibson

  F
I don't
  Am
Recall at all
       F
That I got like

Fifty phone calls

Omg is that true

    C             G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
    G
The first thing that

I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha

Those hot Jimmy choos

Hey Paris did I lose

it on that pair too?

Dm                              F
  Of all the stupid things I've done
                         C
I'm the proudest of this bra

But this ones the best

    C             G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
    G
The first thing that

I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha

Those hot Jimmy choos

And those Manolos and

Pradas and  chloes

And you sparkly dresses

    C       G       Am
Hey Paris I saw the saaaame

stuff at target
    C      G
Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do?
              Am
Whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do?
          C        G
I totally lost it, la la la la
F
  You're not fooling

me anymore

I saw the tag

I saw the tag

Paris Hiltons Closet

C             G
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C             G
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it

Tra la la

Tra la la la la