A5 My best friend Sarah went E5 to europe for the summer C5 My brother got kicked out of school A5 Aw bummer Julian got laid in E5 the back seat of a hummer C5 G5 And got arrested C5 Like Mel Gibson F5 I read A5 In the trades F5 That the NYSNC boy is No way C5 G5 But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet A5 I got drunk and totally lost it C5 When I woke up G5 The first thing that I thought of was F5 Oh My Kesha Those hot Jimmy choos Hey Paris did I lose it on that pair too? A5 E5 Celebutons work in the glamarazzi C5 Should've told my story to the tabloids Took the money A5 E5 Takes alot to get kicked C5 out of these parties G5 And almost get arrested C5 Like Mel Gibson F5 I don't A5 Recall at all F5 That I got like Fifty phone calls Omg is that true C5 G5 But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet A5 I got drunk and totally lost it C5 When I woke up G5 The first thing that I thought of was F5 Oh My Kesha Those hot Jimmy choos Hey Paris did I lose it on that pair too? D5 F5 Of all the stupid things I've done C5 I'm the proudest of this bra But this ones the best C5 G5 But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet A5 I got drunk and totally lost it C5 When I woke up G5 The first thing that I thought of was F5 Oh My Kesha Those hot Jimmy choos And those Manolos and Pradas and chloes And you sparkly dresses C5 G5 A5 Hey Paris I saw the saaaame stuff at target C5 G5 Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do? A5 Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? C5 G5 I totally lost it, la la la la F5 You're not fooling me anymore I saw the tag I saw the tag Paris Hiltons Closet C5 G5 I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet A5 I got drunk and totally lost it C5 G5 I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet A5 I got drunk and totally lost it Tra la la Tra la la la la