Key: D5 Tuning: Standard EADGBe Intro: Acapella: D5 G5 Stephen D5 G5 A5 Stephen D5 G5 Why won't you call me? G5 A5 Stephen D(hold) Why won't you call me? Verse 1: D5 I saw you In your tight G5 ass rocker pants D5 You saw me too I laughed Cause I was A5 completely trashed And I watched your D5 A5 Ugly girlfriend B5 G5 Sneer across the room D5 A5 As if I really care B5 G5 A5 That she's here with you All I know is Refrain 1: B5 You're my object A5 of affection G5 My drug of choice My sick obsession Chorus 1: D5 A5 B5 G5 Stephen Why won't you call me? D5 A5 I'm sitting here waiting B5 G5 A5 Why won't you call me? D5 A5 B5 G5 Stephen I'm feeling pathetic D5 A5 I can't take rejection B5 G5 A5 Why won't you call me? Verse 2: D5 A5 I've got guys B5 G5 Waiting in a line D5 For me too play A5 B5 My evil girly games G5 A5 With all their minds Just watch me D5 A5 Got it down B5 G5 To a simple art D5 Just bat my Eyes A5 B5 Like this And there's G5 A5 a broken heart But somehow Refrain 2: B5 You turn the tables A5 What the hell G5 I can charm the pants of anyone else But you (Repeat Chorus 1) Bridge: G5 Stephen I'm thinking that B5 Maybe You might think I'm Bb5 D5 Crazy Is that why you won't G5 Call me Steve Don't you think I'm F#5 B5 Pretty Do you not G5 F#5 Love me Is that why G5 A5 you won't call me? Refrrain 3: B5 Cause you're my object A5 of affection G5 My drug of choice My sick obsession B5 A5 I want to keep you as G5 my pet to play with And hide under my bed forever (Repeat Chorus 1) Chorus 2: D5 A5 B5 Stephen I'll knit you a sweater G5 (call me) D5 A5 (Waiting) B5 I want to wrap you G5 A5 D5 A5 B5 up in my love Forever G5 D5 A5 I will never let you go Stephen B5 G5 A5 I'll never let go (Repeat Chorus 1)