CAPO I E5 Lai lai lai loway loway 3x G5 D5 Moe and Joe run a country store G5 D5 G5 Telling fat on behind the door G5 D5 That ram more as Joe run out G5 D5 G5 Running more he begins to shout Chorus: G5 D5 Run Joe, there?s a man at the door, run G5 D5 Joe, the money won?t let me go run G5 C5 Joe, run as fast as you can, run D5 G5 Joe, police?s holding me hand E5 Lai lai lai loway loway 2x G5 D5 Good day Juanita get into bed G5 D5 G5 Call a doctor and tie your head G5 D5 Get a lawyer to stand me bail G5 D5 G5 I don?t want to sleep in this rotten jail Chorus E5 Lai lai lai loway loway 2x G5 D5 When they take me before the tarch G5 D5 G5 I am going to be ninety charge G5 D5 If I don?t I?ll be looking good G5 D5 G5 Behind the bars with me stripy suit Chorus E5 Lai lai lai loway loway 2x G5 D5 When the judge asks me how I plea G5 D5 G5 Not guilty sir most decisively G5 D5 You can see just at a glance G5 D5 G5 I?m a victim of circumstance Chorus E5 Lai lai lai loway loway 2x G5 D5 Me mommy told me not long ago G5 D5 G5 To keep away from that rotten Joe G5 D5 If I do what me mommy say G5 D5 G5 I wouldn?t be in this mess today Chorus E5 Police man is catching up the Joe Joe run too slow Lai lai lai loway loway 3x Low