Intro: E5 G5 A5 B5 x2 E5 Me no bubbleitious A5 Me smoke heavy tar E5 A5 Me be groovin' slowly where you are E5 Notify your next of kin A5 'Cause you're never coming back E5 A5 I've been dropping beats since Back in Back D5 A5 E5 And we'll paint by numbers D5 A5 E5 'Til something sticks D5 A5 E5 A5 Don't mind doing it for the kids E5 G5 So come on jump on board D5 A5 Take a ride, yeah B5 You'll be doin' it all right G5 F#5 C5 D5 Jump on board feel the high B5 E5 'Cause the kids are alright E5 You've got a reputation A5 Well I guess that can be explored E5 A5 You're dancing with the chairman of the board E5 Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony A5 But if you got other plans E5 A5 The purpose of a woman is to love her man D5 A5 E5 And we'll paint by numbers D5 A5 E5 'Til something sticks D5 A5 E5 A5 Don't mind doing it for the kids E5 G5 So come on jump on board D5 A5 Take a ride, yeah B5 You'll be doin' it all right G5 F#5 C5 D5 Jump on board feel the high B5 E5 'Cause the kids are alright E5 G5 D5 I'm gonna give it all of my loving D5 A5 E5 It's gonna take up all of my love E5 G5 D5 I'm gonna give it all of my loving D5 A5 E5 It's gonna take up all of my love E5 G5 D5 I'm gonna give it all of my loving D5 A5 E5 It's gonna take up all of my love E5 G5 D5 I'm gonna give it all of my loving D5 A5 E5 It's gonna take up all of my love E5 Come down from the ceiling A5 I didn't mean to get so high E5 I couldn't do what I wanted to do A5 When my lips were dry E5 You can't just up and leave me A5 I'm a singer in a band E5 Well I like drummers baby A5 You're not my bag E5 G5 So come on jump on board D5 A5 Take a ride, yeah B5 You'll be doin' it all right G5 F#5 C5 D5 Jump on board feel the high E5 G5 So come on jump on board D5 A5 Take a ride, yeah B5 You'll be doin' it all right G5 F#5 C5 D5 B5 Jump on board feel the high E5 A5 I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74 There's only one of me Single-handedly raising the economy Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me Press be asking do I care for sodomy I don't know, yeah, probably I've been looking for serial monogamy Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly But for now I'm down for ornithology Grab your binoculars, come follow me I like to drink it up But never like to sink it