Tabbed by John Shaw Drop D tuning E | -------------------------------- | B | -------------------------------- | G | -------------------------------- | D | -------------------------------- | A | ----------------------------32-- | D | 00203020X0203020X0203020X020---- | Riff Candy caught Bo in bed with the red head Riff She threw a fit and a fern and the "F" word at the both of them Riff She peppered him with BBs cause she couldn't find the 12-gauge F5 G5 Said Cindy Lou I know you're husband and there's gonna be hell to pay D5 C5 B5 F5 G5 There ain't nothing like a woman scorned D5 C5 B5 F5 G5 There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns D5 C5 B5 G5 The neighbors knew they were in for a war D5 C5 B5 G5 They saw a screaming half-naked waffle house waitress flying off the porch C5 F5 - G5 D5 No one slams the door like a woman scorned D5 C5 - B5 D5 A5 - C5 - B5 Candy came back Bo was zipping up his Levis D5 A5 - C5 - B5 She chased him around the kitchen he was trying to apologize D5 C5 - B5 D5 A-- C5 - B5 He dialed a 9 and 1 'fore she landed that left hook F5 F5 - G5 F5 - G5 F5 - G5 F5 - G5 She knocked him out cold Candy's stronger than she looks D5 C5 B5 F5 G5 There ain't nothing like a woman scorned D5 C5 B5 F5 G5 There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns D5 C5 B5 G5 The neighbors knew who was winning that war D5 C5 B5 G5 They saw a half-naked bleeding husband who'd been cheating spread eagle on the porch C5 F5 - G5 D5 No one slams the door like a woman scorned Lead G5 D5 G5 A5 D(Piano) C5 B5 F5 G5 There ain't nothing like a woman scorned D5 C5 B5 F5 G5 There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns D5(All in) C5 B5 G5 And oh she swears all is fair in love and war D5 C5 B5 G5 Said if you wanna be a dog I'll treat you like a dog You're sleeping on the porch C5 F5 - G5 D5 No one slams the door like a woman scorned D5 A5 - C5 - B5 Like a woman scorned