Transcribed by Maniac1075

[Intro]

( Eb ) - ( C ) - ( Eb ) - ( C ) - ( Eb ) - ( C )


[Riff 1]

( Bb )                        ( Eb )
Well I come home from work, and I pour myself a scotch
( F )                         ( Eb )                               ( Bb )
While my baby's got her clothes off, and she's reaching for my crotch
( Bb )                        ( Eb )
She says she's been so horny, and she's rubbed her pussy raw
( Bb )                        ( Eb )                      ( Bb )
So I hit her in the shitter, and I poked her in the jaw


[Chorus]

( Bb )                                    ( Eb )
Yeah she fucks me every morning yeah she fucks me every night
( F )                                     ( Eb )           ( Bb )
She fucks me on the couch and on the porch in broad daylight
( Bb )                                    ( Eb )             
She's got a hundred dildos that she sticks up every crack
( F )                               ( Eb )      ( Bb )
My baby's fucking crazy, she's a nymphomaniac


[Riff 2]
Well she likes her golden showers, and she's into S&M
And she likes me to take her picture, while my cum drips down her chin
And she likes to dress up kinky, with her boots & cowboy hat
Watching porno movies, while my piss runs down her back

[Back to chorus]

[Riff 3]
Well I knew my little peter, couldn't keep her satisfied
So I got me an operation to increase my peter size
Now every time I fuck her, she goes wild with every stroke
Then I finish her off slowly, so my cum won't make her choke

[Back to Chorus]