C              Dm 
My Everest is not in Nepal 
      Bb                             Am 
She's sleeping in the bedroom second right down the hall 
C                   Dm 
Ed Hillary couldn't crack this nut 
        Bb                              Am 
He'd be hiding in the loungeroom with the rest of us 
 

G       F 
May we say god save the queen 
C       F 
Because nothing will save me 
Am      F               G   Dm 
Because nothing will save me 
 

C                  Dm 
I've got a hole the size of france  
      Bb                       Am 
and it sits across my heart like a black expanse 
C           Dm 
No gravity exists in there 
         Bb                              Am 
It could suck you right inside straight up off your chair 
 
 
G       F 
May we say god save the queen 
C       F 
Because nothing will save me 
Am      F               G   Dm 
Because nothing will save me 
G       F 
May we say god save the queen 
C       F 
Because nothing will save me 
Am      F               G    Dm  G  Dm 
Because nothing will save me 
 
 
F         E                Am          C  
If I were you I'd write a letter to my local MP 
F             E                      Am 
Saying I'm so cruel that if they had sense 
           C 
They would lock me up 
 
 
G   Dm   G   Dm .... 
 
C              Dm 
My Everest is not in Nepal 
      Bb                             Am 
She's sleeping in the bedroom second right down the hall 
C                   Dm 
Ed Hillary couldn't crack this nut 
        Bb                              Am 
He'd be hiding in the loungeroom with the rest of us 
 

G       F 
May we say god save the queen 
C       F 
Because nothing will save me 
Am      F               G   Dm 
Because nothing will save me 
G       F 
May we say god save the queen 
C       F 
Because nothing will save me 
Am      F               G    Dm  G  Dm ... Am 
Because nothing will save me