Tabbed by: Luke Pollard Tuning: Standard I don't believe anybody's tabbed this yet, but it's a fairly simple one. Just the three chords - Bb F and Eb. Ideally use barre chords. The song should be played on ukulele and the same chords can be used on that, but guitar sounds just as good. Bb5 e-----6------ B | -----6------ | G | -----7------ | D | -----8------ | A | -----8------ | E | -----6------ | F5 e-----1------ B | -----1------ | G | -----2------ | D | -----3------ | A | -----3------ | E | -----1------ | Eb5 e-----11------ B | -----11------ | G | -----12------ | D | -----13------ | A | -----13------ | E | -----11------ | Intro: Bb5 F5 (Listen to the song for strumming patterns) Verse 1 Bb5 F5 Would you bring a man to his knees? Bb5 Hey, if he's beat F5 Then why not squeeze? Eb5 F5 If i see an opportunity Eb5 F5 I would even sell my own granny Bb5 F5 Granny Annie Whoa-o-o-oah Verse 2 Bb5 Would you kick a man F5 While he's down? Bb5 Best time when he's on F5 On the ground Eb5 F5 I would step on anybody if Eb5 F5 If i thought it would make me Bb5 F5 A5 somebody Eb5 F5 I wouldn't step on nobody, but Eb5 F5 It just makes me feel like Bb5 F5 I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody Would you steal a rich mans wife? If it made my life, oh, less of a strife Lazing around on her old man's money Well that just makes em feel like I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody Would you take a man for all he's got? Leaving him with diddly Ha-ha diddly squat I would step on anybody if If thought it would make me a somebody right here,right now I wouldn't step on nobody but, It just makes me feel like I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody Would you twist Would you twist that man's wrist It's good to fix up a few Dirty tricks Yeah, I don't give a shit Well, my skin is that thick Yeah, I'm the get-rich-quick Get-rich-quick son of a bitch Yeah tha's who I am Maybe I lack a little upper class But as long as I'm al right, Jack It's up your arse! Yeah, I would step on anybody if If i thought it would make me A somebody right here, right now I wouldn't step on noody, but It just makes em feel like I'm a somebody Oh yes I am Would you drag that man Would you drag that man down? If i thought that I was going to drown The I'd spread i all round town Of how i tried to save the man Oh, unfortunately he drowned Yes, he went down Would you stab a man In the back? Best time, when they can't Fight you back I would step on anybody if If i thought it would make me A5 somebody I wouldn't step on nobody, but It just makes me feel lik I'm a somebody Oh please I wonna be a somebody, please. I gonna step into the sunlight Oh, from the darkness Yeah Oh, please Why not me? Oh, oh, oh Yeah Up 'em and fuck 'em And suck 'em and screw 'em And woo 'em and do 'em And trash 'em And smash 'em and bash 'em Accuse 'em , amuse 'em , then use 'em Grab 'em and gag 'em And nab 'em and bag 'em Until they say Until they say Goodbye... Up 'em and fuck 'em And suck 'em and screw 'em And woo 'em and do 'em Trash 'E5 And smash 'em and bash 'em Grab 'em and gag 'em Until they say Until they say Goodbye