Standard Tuning w/
Capo on 3

Intro-
C5 C5 F5 G5

C5                 C5
I don't care what people say
   F5                   G5
It makes no difference anyway
C5                     C5
I try my best to understand
    F5                    G5
Why such a failure would need a hand


  F5 -once            G5 once
I don't quite have a job per such
  F5 -once          G5 once
I drink out loud I swear too much
    F5              G5
And my girl says I sing off key
  F5                   F5
I think she's getting bored of me 
  C5 *     A5      C5 *   GG5
Because, everybody does


C5             A5            E5   F5
I wish I knew how to be somebody
       C5                 A5                 G5   
'Cause I can't stand the thought of being myself
    C5              G5
And you may laugh, you may smile
A5                  F5
Humor me for just a little while 
  C5    G5           C5    GG5 
Because, everybody does


C5                   C5
And people say that I'm not well
  F5               G5
I guess that only time will tell
C5                   C5
I fill my head with dirty jokes
   F5                    G5
To cheer me up when I'm sad and broke


    F5 -once          G5 once
And my girl tries to make amends
      F5  -once             G5 once
But I heard she's sleepin' with my friends
    F5                   G5
She said that she's got PMT
  F5                   F5 
I think she's gettin' bored of me
  C5 *     A5      C5 *   GG5
Because, everybody does


C5             A5            E5   F5
I wish I knew how to be somebody
       C5                 A5                 G5   
'Cause I can't stand the thought of being myself
    C5                    G5
And if you've listened a little bit
    A5                      F5       F5 -once
You probably think that I'm full if sh*t

  C5    F5           C5   F5 
Because, everybody does
          C5    F5
Everybody does
          C5 *  -once    
Everybody does