Note: the version played at Lemonic Demonade is in A. Adjust accordingly if you wish.

VERSE (type 1):
    Gm                          Bb
One cold December night back in 1984
  Cm                          Eb             D
A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor
           Gm                           Bb
He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans
   Cm                              Eb       D        G
At first it looked stupid, but the end justified the means

VERSE (type 2):
       Gm                         Bb           F
Well I know it?s not generally considered very cool
   Gm                      Bb           F
To dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool
    Cm                Eb        D         G  Bb F
But now that?s just a guideline, not a rule

CHORUS:
G              Bb                    C
So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
                  Eb            D
Get out there and dance like an idiot
G                 Bb                        C
You know it?s all good, so rock the neighborhood
                  Eb            D
Get out there and dance like an idiot 
G Bb F (x2)

(INSTRUMENTALS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 1, SPOKEN PARTS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 2)