BASS:
E5 G5 C5 G5 A5 A5  C5 C5  A5 A5  G5 G5 (x4)

VERSE:
E5      C5      A5     E5      C5        A5   
Tiptoed up the stairs, climbed into the attic
G5         C5            D5           A5    G5       C5     B5 (x2)
Opened up my Grandma?s trunk, well isn?t this dramatic?

E5 [ E5 G5 C5 G5 A5 C5 A5 G5 bass](x4) 

B5                          E5                A5  D5
   There was a label on the side reading ?E.A.P.?
B5                 E5                    A5    D5  
   I wondered to myself, What could this be?
  B5                          E5
I dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes
    A5                              B5
And as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise

CHORUS:
       E5    A5       D5     G5
?cause Elvis Porn is what I viewed
E5       A5       D5             G5
There he was, completely in the nude
C5                    B5
Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips
A5                            B5
Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips
    E5     A5     D5        G5
Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole
    C5                D5               G5
The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll,
       C5                             B5
he was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed 
A5                     B5     E5
Oh, what a sight, that Elvis Porn 
(or)
   A5                        B5 
No blue suede shoes covering up his little toes,
   C5                 B5
no white jumpsuit, and nobody knows
    A5               B5     E5
the tale behind this Elvis Porn