Camel Toe
(capo 1)

[NC]               C   Cmaj7
You're a beautiful girl
Gm7                F
And your pants are on so tight
Fm            C
That when you stand just right
      D7        G7
I can see it all

C                        Cmaj7
When you're on the beach
Gm7                F
And your bikini's soaking wet
Fm            C
I see a fuzzy silhouette
          D7        G7
As I look down below
[NC]
I see your camel toe

C
Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
F
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
C
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper
F
Your camel toe
Fm                       C
It looks alright so baby let it show
Am           Dm
Looks like a big taco
G                C
I see your camel toe
(C)
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your labia, your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Pudenda, vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe