Tabbed by: Alex Miller Tuning: Standard Chords Used: | --5-- | ----- | ----- | ----- | --2-- | --4-- | ------ | | --5-- | --7-- | --5-- | --5-- | --3-- | --6-- | --7--- | | --6-- | --7-- | --5-- | --7-- | --2-- | --4-- | --5--- | | --7-- | --6-- | --4-- | --6-- | --4-- | --6-- | --7--- | | --7-- | --7-- | --5-- | --7-- | --2-- | --4-- | --6--- | | --5-- | ----- | ----- | ----- | ----- | ----- | ------ | A5 E5 D5 E5 B5 C#5 Eb5 Intro: | ----------------------------- | | --5-5-5-5---6/7-7-7--[7]----- | ( [7] means natural harmonic) | --6-6-6-6---6/7-7-7--[7]----- | | --7-7-7-7---5/6-6-6---------- | X2 | ------------6/7-7-7---------- | | --5-5-5-5----------------0--- | A5 E5 Verse 1: A5 E5 Why do I love him? He don't love back A5 E5 When I call his name, he turns his back | ------------------------- | | ---------------7-----7--- | | ------------5--------7--- | (Arppegiate the Ebdim chord) | --------7------------6--- | | ----6----------------7--- | | ------------------------- | Eb5 E5 The weather is growing cold A5 E5 And I want him back again Verse 2: A5 E5 I kinda know this other guy but he's rather A5 E5 Old enough to be my father Eb5 E5 So he's not the one for me A5 E5 Cause I fancy younger men Bridge: B5 I'm at a loss C#5 D5 Not a coincidence he left me because B5 My older man C#5 D5 Was ready to love me like the woman that I am D5 Oooh Chorus: A5 Eb5 E5 So is it such a problem that he's old? A5 Eb5 E5 As long as he does whatever he's told A5 Eb5 E5 I'm glad that it's just my heart that he stole A5 E5 A5 And left my dignity alone Verse 3: A5 E5 When in Rome we landed our first kiss A5 E5 I slurred my words but he pretended not to notice Eb5 E5 And then he sat down to play A5 E5 My heart sang a symphony B5 So far, so swimmingly C#5 D5 I'm glad I got out to find my fish in that sea B5 We've come so far C#5 D5 So who gives a damn about the ages we are D5 Oooh Chorus: A5 Eb5 E5 So is it such a problem that he's old? A5 Eb5 E5 As long as he does whatever he's told A5 Eb5 E5 I'm glad that it's just my heart that he stole A5 E5 A5 And left my dignity alone A5 Eb5 E5 So is it such a problem that he's old? A5 Eb5 E5 As long as he does whatever he's told A5 Eb5 E5 I know I'm gonna survive the December cold A5 D5 A5 With somebody to retrieve my long lost soul A5 D5 A5 With somebody to retrieve my long lost soul.