THIS IS A GREAT BAND THAT WASN'T ON THE SITE SO I DECIDED TO PUT  
SOME TABS OF'EM UP.  AND I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE, THEIR LIVE 
SHOW IS AWESOME, SO AWESOME THAT THE SURGEON GENERAL OF ROCK HAS 
ISSUED THIS STATEMENT, " SEEING THIS BAND IS EQUAL TO FIFTEEN  
ORGASMS!"  SO GO SUPPORT A GREAT BAND LIKE THIS, THEY DESERVE IT. 
 
THIS SONG IS IN THE KEY OF ROCK 
 
C9 G D Em x4 
 
C (one strum )                                                
  Mirror mirror on the bathroom 
                        G C9 G C9 
wall tells you what to do  
C                                                             
  You believe it when they tell 
                           G  C9 G C9  
you something?s wrong with you 
D                           Em        C 
You?ll fix your karma on a three-day weekend  
D                             Em        C 
Your horoscope will tell you what went wrong.  
D                             Em                     C 
You?re blaming random things when there?s no reason  


C9 G            D           Em 
     You?ve got a horseshoe on the doorway  
C9 G       D                     Em 
     You tied a string around your finger 
C9 G       D                   Em             C9 G D Em 
     You are avoiding cracks in sidewalks now  
 
  
C (one strum )                                             
  A firm belief the supernatural 
                    G  C9 G C9 
is aligned against you 
C (one strum )                                           
  Astrological conspiracies, 
                     G  C9 G C9 
it?s really nothing new  
D                                    Em     C 
You cross your fingers when there?s no one looking 
D                              Em     C  
You keep your birthday wishes to yourself.  
D                            Em      C 
The gypsy?s crystal ball it must be broken  
 
CHORUS  
C (one strum )                                                     
  People tell you that you make your  
                       G    C9 G C9 
own luck, well they?re wrong  
C (one strum )                                                    
  You?re getting nauseous eating  
                          G   C9 G C9 
fortune cookies all night long 
D                           Em        C 
The tarot cards say you?ll find your true love  
D                               Em  C 
Late-night psychics, girl they all agree 
D                         Em       C  
On your own you?ll never find the right one.  
 
CHORUS 2X  
(2ND TO LAST CHORUS SAYS "You tied a string around your little 
sticky finger")