Intro - F#5 Ab5 F#5 Ab5 A pretty girl is like a minstrel show F#5 Ab5 It makes you laugh It makes you cry You go F#5 Ab5 It just isn't the same on radio F#5 Ab5 It's all about the makeup and the dancing and the Oh, F#5 Ab5 A pretty girl is like a violent crime F#5 Ab5 If you do it wrong You could do time F#5 Ab5 but if you do it right it is sublime B5 Ab5 I'm so in love with you, girl, It's like I'm on the moon B5 Ab5 I can't really breathe, but I feel lighter F#5 Ab5 A melody is like A pretty girl F#5 Ab5 Who cares if it's the dumbest in the world F#5 Ab5 It's all about the way that it unfurls B5 A pretty girl is like F#5 Ab5 A pretty girl Outro - F#5 Ab5