C5
A pity she does not exist
                   A5
A shame he's not a fag
C5
The only girl I ever loved was
F5    G5    C5
Andrew in drag


C5
There is no hope of love for me
                   A5
From here on I'm a stag
C5
The only girl I'll ever love is
F5    G5    C5
Andrew in drag

          F5      C5
Andrew in drag
G5         G5
Andrew in drag
          F5      C5
Andrew in drag
G5             G5
Yeah

C5
I don't know why I even went
                   A5
It's really not my bag
C5
Just thought it might be funny to see
F5     G5   C5
Andrew in drag

C5
The moment he walked on the stage
                 A5
My tail began to wag
C5
Wag like a little wiener dog for
F5     G5   C5
Andrew in drag


          F5      C5
Andrew in drag
G5         G5
Andrew in drag
          F5      C5
Andrew in drag
G5             G5
Yeah

C5
I've always been a ladies' man
                    A5
And I don't have to brag
C5
But I become a momma's boy for
F5     G5   C5
Andrew in drag

C5
I'd sign away my trust fund
                      A5
I would even sell the Jag
C5
If I could spend my misspent youth with
F5     G5   C5
Andrew in drag

          F5      C5
Andrew in drag
G5         G5
Andrew in drag
          F5      C5
Andrew in drag
G5             G5
Yeah

C5
So stick him in a dress and
                      A5
He's the only boy I'd shag
C5
The only boy I'd anything is
F5     G5   C5
Andrew in drag

C5
I'll never see that girl again
               A5
He did it as a gag
C5
I'll pine away forevermore for
F5     G5   C5
Andrew in drag