Bm A Bm E G When I stole a twig from our little nest Bm A Bm E G And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak Bm A Bm E G I had my balls and my brains put into a vise Bm A Bm E G And twisted around for a whole fucking week Bm A Bm E G Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash Bm A Bm E G Get ahold of your cock, get stoned on my hash Bm A Bm E G Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her suck your cock Bm A Bm E G Oh, do me a favor, don't put me in the dark Bm A Bm E G Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your jewels Bm A Bm E G You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools