D  A  Am  G  D  A  Am  G

D
Garden party held today
A
Invites call the debs to play
Am
Social climbers polish ladders
G                       D
Wayward sons again have fathers
 A           Am          G
"Hello, Dad, hello, Dad"


D
Edgy eggs and queuing cumbers
A
Rudely wakened from their slumbers
Am
Time has come again for slaughter
G                         D
On the lawns by still Cam waters
A     Am             G
  Cam slaughter, Cam slaughter


A                                 G    D    G
Champagne corks are firing at the sun again
A                              G     D    G
Swooping swallows chased by violins again
A                       G                 D      G
Strafed by Strauss they sulk in crumbling eaves again
A  G    D  G                   D  A  Am  G
  Again,     oh God, not again


D
Aperitifs consumed en masse
   A
Display their owners on the grass
Am
Couples loiter in the cloisters
G                      D       A  Am  G
Social leeches quoting Chaucer


D
Doctor's son, a parson's daughter
A
Well, why not and should they oughta?
Am
Please don't lie upon the grass
G                       D
Unless accompanied by a fellow


 A                                                Am  G
"May I be so bold as to perhaps suggest Othello?"


 A                           G          D   G
"Punting on the Cam is jolly fun," they say
 A                                    G           D   G
"Beagling on the downs, oh, please do come," they say
 A                              G         D    G
"Rugger is the tops, a game for men," oh, they say
     A G  D  G
They say,      good God, they say


D  C  G  C  D  C  G  C  D  C  G  C  D  C  G  C  D  C  G  C  D  C  G  C

D             C              G            C           D             C
  I'm punting,  I'm beagling,  I'm wining,  reclining,  I'm rucking,  I'm fucking
G            C        D C G C  D  C  G  C
  So welcome,  it's a party 


D
Angie chalks another blue
C
Mother smiles she did it too 
G
Chitters chat and gossips lash
C                     D                    C                   G     C
Posers pose, pressmen flash (flash, flash) flash (flash flash) flash


D                                 C
Smiles polluted with false charm , locking on to Royal arms
G                              C                       D      C
Society columns now ensured, return to mingle with the crowds
           G     C
Oh, what a crowd 


     D                                 C
"Oh, punting on the Cam , oh, please do come," they say
 G                                    C
"Beagling on the downs, oh, please do come," they say
 D                   C
"Garden party held today," they say
     G                   C                     D
"Oh, please do come, oh, please do come," they say