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Punch, Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy
F#5                                A5
Washing machine, pinstripe dream , stripped the gloss from a beauty queen
          B5                 D5
Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy
F#5                                   A5
Found our nest in The Daily Express, met the vicar in a holy vest
          B5               D5
Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy
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Brought up the children Church of E, now I vegetate with a colour TV
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Worst ever thing that ever happened to me, oh for D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
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Oh, Judy


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What ever happened to pillow fights? 
B5                     E5               C#5
What ever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights
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What ever happened to Lover's Lane?
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What ever happened to passion games, Sunday walks in the pouring rain?


F#5                            A5
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch the Judy
B5                             D5
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch


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Curling tongs, Mogadons, "I got a headache, baby, don't take so long"
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Single beds, middle age dread, losing the war in the waistlands spread
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"Who left the cap off the toothpaste tube? Who forgot to flush the loo?
           B5                                    D5
Leave your sweaty socks outside the door, don't walk across my polished floor"
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Oh, Judy


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Whatever happened to morning smiles?
B5                    E5                C#5
Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles?
F#5                  D5
Whatever happened to twinkling eyes?
B5                    E5                 C#5               F#5
Whatever happened to hard fast drives, compliments on unnatural size?


F#5                            A5
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch the Judy
B5                             D5
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch


F#5                             A5
Propping up a bar, family car, sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk
          B5                 D5
Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy
F#5                                  A5
World War Three, suburbanshee, just slip her these pills and I'll be free
        B5                   D5
No more Judy, Judy, Judy no more
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Goodbye Judy