Michael Martin Murphy (with his son) Tabbed by Guitarviper E A Hey daddy, I've got a problem B E B Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride E A And the way she touched my hand dad B E I got this funny feeling deep inside A So I leaned over and I kissed her B E B I put my arms around her and then E A Well she reached out and she slapped me B E She said, "You're just like all the other men" C#m G#m Son you're talking to the wrong man A E F#m C#m B If you wanna know what girls are all about E A You're talking to the wrong man B E Still ain't got your mama figured out Modulate to F F Bb By the way son, I've got a problem C F C I wonder could you talk with me a while F Bb You see lately your mama she ignores me C F Hardly ever gives me a little smile Bb So I was thinkin' maybe you could show me C F C The way you younger fellas comb your hair F Bb Think I need to change my style son C F Could you show me something really cool to wear? Chorus: Dm Am Dad you're talking to the wrong man Bb F Gm Dm C If you wanna know what girls are all about F Bb You're talking to the wrong man C F Still ain't got my girlfriend figured out F# B So I guess we'll just go fishin' Db F# Db Or maybe head out to that old gold course today F# B When our buddies ask us about women Db F# I think I know exactly what we'll say Chorus: D#m Bbm Boys you're talking to the wrong man B F# G#m D#m Db If you wanna know what girls are all about F# B You're talking to the wrong man Db F# Still ain't got them women figured out Db F# Still ain't got them women figured out