Intro: A ---twice--- A Everybody's wavin' good - bye to Joe His wife called, last call - he's gotta go D G D A Kinda brings a tear, to every single guy I admire his dedication, he's a family man Thirteen years had a ring on his hand D G D A Kinda makes me wonder, if I should give it a try E D A Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't E D A They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't D G D A I won't regret it, one single minute N.C. E A 'Cause love's great when you're not in it A A No curtains on the windows, just a couple sheets TV dinners, my life is complete D G D A Ain't no one more committed - I love the single life If I want to, I can put on my cleanest dirty shirt Stay out all night for better or worse D G D A Just look what I'd be missin', if I had a wife E D A Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't E D A They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't D G D A I won't regret it, one single minute N.C. E A 'Cause love's great when you're not in it D A D B E E D A Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't E D A They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't D G D A I won't regret it, one single minute N.C. E A 'Cause love's great when you're not in it E D A Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't E D A They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't D G D A I won't regret it, one single minute N.C. E A 'Cause love's great when you're not in it