Riff:
E | ----1-0--------------------1-0------------- | 
B | --------1-3--0-1----1p0--------1--3-1-0---- | 
G | --0--------------0-----2p0--------------0-- | 
D | ------------------------------------------- | 
A | ------------------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------------- | 


Intro: F5  A5  G5  C5

   F5          A5    G5       C5
I wish you smelled a little funny
F5         A5     G5     C5
Not just funny really bad
F5         A5        G5        C5
We could roam the streets forever
F5          A5        G5        C5
Just like cats but we'd never stray

(Riff)

   F5         A5        G5          C5
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
F5          A5           G5       C5
I could raise you in the tub at home
F5        A5      G5       C5
We could take a swim together
F5           A5        G5    C5
On weekly daytrips to the bay

F5   A5    G5     C5
Ooooooh, you and me
F5           A5    G5      C5
It would be only you and me   (2x)

You and me

(Riff)

( F5   A5    G5     C5 )
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay

( F5   A5    G5     C5 )
I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
And sing for you if it would be okay

F5   A5   G5      C5
Oh  Oh, you and me
F5         A5  G5        C5
It'll be only you and me
F5  A5     G5      C5
Ooooh,   you and me
F5         A5   G5      C5
It'll be only you and me

You and me

(Riff)

E5      A5
People say
            F5         G5
There are plenty of fish

E5     A5
In the sea
       F5            G5
Baby, all I do I wish
No chords
I wish, I wish I..

( F5   A5    G5     C5 )
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
I could put you on a socket
And you could never run away

( F5   A5    G5     C5 )
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day

( F5   A5    G5     C5 )
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
It'll be only you and me