Intro: A5 C#5 D5 E5 B5 A5 Verso 1: A5 Bah, humbug! No, that's too strong Cause it is my favorite holiday D5 But all this year's been a busy blur G5 Don't think I have the energy A5 To add to my already mad rush Just cause it's this the season D5 The perfect gift for me would be G5 Completions and connections left from A5 Last year ski shop Encounter most interesting D5 Had his number but never the time G5 Most of 81 passed along those lines A5 So deck those halls, trim those trees Raise up cups of Christmas cheer D5 I just need to catch my breath B5 A5 Christmas by myself this year Verso 2: A5 Calendar picture, frozen landscape Chilled this room for twenty-four days D5 Evergreens, sparkling snow G5 Get this winter over with A5 Flashback to springtime, saw him again, Would've been good to go for lunch D5 Couldn't agree when we were both free G5 We tried, we said we'd keep in touch A5 Didn't, of course, til summertime Out to the beach to his boat could I join him? D5 No, this time it was me G5 Sunburn in the third degree A5 Now the calendar's just one page And, of course, I am excited D5 Tonight's the night but I've set my mind B5 A5 Not to do too much about it ( D5 G5 D5 G5 A5 ) (3x) ( D5 G5 D5 G5 F#5 E5 D5 ) Refr?o: A5 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! But I think I'll miss this one this year Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! But I think I'll miss this one this year Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! But I think I'll miss this one this year Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! But I think I'll miss this one this year Verso 3: A5 Hardly dashing through the snow Cause I bundled up too tight D5 Last minute have-to-do's G5 A few cards a few calls A5 Cause it's r-s-v-p No thanks, no party lights D5 It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax G5 Turned down all of my invites A5 Last fall I had a night to myself Same guy called, halloween party D5 Waited all night for him to show G5 This time his car wouldn't go A5 Forget it it's cold it's getting late Trudge on home to celebrate D5 In a quiet way, unwind B5 A5 Doing Christmas right this time Verso 4: A5 A&P has its provided me With the world's smallest turkey D5 Already in the oven, nice and hot G5 Oh damn! Guess what I forgot? A5 So on with the boots back out in the snow To the only all-night grocery D5 When what to my wondering eyes should appear G5 In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year I'm spending this one alone, he said. Need a break; this year's been crazy. D5 I said, Me too, but why are you? G5 You mean you forgot cranberries too? A5 Then suddenly we laughed and laughed Caught on to what was happening D5 That Christmas magic's brought this tale B5 A5 To a very happy ending