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It took me 5 bars, some 30 license plates 

I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage 

I brought my pistol but I ain't some kind of fool 

So I walk right in barehanded 
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She was on his arm while he was playin' pool 
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Just like I used to do   
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She kissed him while I got a beer 
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She didn't think I'd show up here 
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I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend 


I watched her for a while 
But I didn't like her walk 
Came across kinda cheap to me but how's that my fault 
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch 
Somebody tell that girl step up to the plate 
I'm gonna pitch (little bitch) 
Those pretty girls can play their game 
But they're damn well gonna know my name 
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend 


I started throwin things and I scared folks half to death 
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath 
Didn't give a second thought of being thrown in jail 
Baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail 
I'm mad as hell 
Those pretty girls they're all the same 
But they're damn well gonna know my name 
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend 
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend 
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend