E
I got lost about an hour ago

G
I sailed past that fork in the road

        A               C             G
and now here I stand, A stranger in a foreign land

E
an empty barn and a weather vein

G
a pickett fence that's seen it's day

      A                     C                 G       E
oh I sit to stay, 'cause I don't got much to do today

E
I go down to the local store

G
I caught a glance from the local whore

         A                   C                    G
that she threw my way, and I still got nothing to do today

E
I carry on down the street

G                                      A
I'm looking for a place to eat, but my belly's so full

     C                    G           E
With all these things i'm hoping for, whores

A
and i'm wishing my legs away

C                      G
Oh i'm wishing my legs away

A
'Cause they're taking me to nowhere safe

C                               G     E
Oh they're taking me to nowhere safe 


E , G , A , C , G

Continue the same chords for the last verse.