B = Boy (Ryan Guldemond)
G = Girl (Molly Guldemond)

INTRO:
   D5     D5
B5 : Hey
       D5    D5
G: Hey hey

VERSE 1:
   D5
G: Tell me your weakness
         D5
B: Oh, I keep it a secret
           D5
G: Oh come on, just one vice
            D5
B: Ok, it's vodka on ice
                 G5
But then there's women on bikes
            G5
Or just the women who straddle
           D5
G: Oh, now you are a handful
             D5
B: I forgot about handfuls!

INTERLUDE:
D5 - D5 - D5 - D5 - G5 - G5 - D5 - D5

VERSE 2:
   D5
G: Tell me your fears
            D5
B: Ok, it's everyone here
                 D5
G: You mean just all of the people?
             D5
B: Yeah, and all of their peers
    G5                         G5
And all of their pets and the chandeliers
          D5                    D5
And their cigarettes, I hadn't smoked in years

CHORUS:
D5            D5                     D5
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D5                     G5
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G5                     D5
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D5                     D5
I can hardly stand the smell of it all

VERSE 3:
   N.C.
G: Talk about space
                D5
B: Well, it's a beautiful place
            N.C.
G: But it's so damn cold
                 D5
B: Sure, for the human race
            G5                         G5
But for the planets and the stars and everything else and Mars
N.C.                 N.C.
G: It's like paradise, spread out with a butter knife

CHORUS:
             D5                      D5
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D5                      G5
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G5                      D5
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D5                      D5
I can hardly stand the smell of it all

             D5                      D5
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D5                      G5
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G5                      D5
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D5                     A5
I can hardly stand the smell of it all
             A5
I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand

BRIDGE:
D5
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
N.C.
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
D5
Everyone's f-d
D5
Everyone's f-d
D5               D5
Everyone's f-d
G5
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
G5
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
D5                                          D5
They don't even know, they don't even know

CHORUS:
D5            D5                      D5
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D5                      G5
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G5                      D5
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D5                     A5
I can hardly stand the smell of it all
             A5
I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand

OUTRO:
N.C.
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
N.C.
Everyone's fucked and they don't even know