C5        G5
She makes a lot of abstract art
                    C5        G5
She haggles for the cheapest price
                 C5           G5                    F5         C5
She never orders take out food before ten o'clock at night


                  C5          G5
She's really into snowmobiles
                  C5            G5
She owns a lot of nice flashlights
                       C5         G5                          F5        C5
She cares for all the stupid cats that never found their way home


                         C5       G5
She shaves her legs with Ginsu knives
                    C5      G5
She quotes a lot of Annie Hall
                   C5       G5         F5
She misplaced her virginity back in 1995


Prechorus: 
                       C5
She's what's keeping me alive
                   C5
She's the pizza of my eye
                    D5           D5
Without her near me I would not survive


Chorus:

G5       B5                   E5
It gets cold when she's not around
  D5                                        G5
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
        B5                  E5
It's so cold when she's not around
  D5                             F5               C5
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine



She's always eating Captain Crunch
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She's scared to death of cobra snakes
Just like Indiana Jones


She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
She hates the way I comb my hair


Prechorus:

But she married me last June
She was the bride, I was the groom
I cried a lot and then we spooned
Without her in my life I would be doomed


Chorus:

It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
Tell me I'll be fine



She loves the smell of Christmas trees
She sneezes when she sees bright lights
She fainted on the kitchen floor
When her father passed away


Like Prechorus:

Our baby girl is due this May
And when the little lady grows up
I hope that she will be just like her mother

End on G5