INTRO G5 VERSE G5 I still haven't found a girlfriend C5 D5 though I've tried a lot G5 So can you help me please C5 D5 it's tougher than I thought C5 G5 D5 The odds are pretty good but E5 C5 the goods are pretty odd D5 still at this point I'd take anything you've got. G5 You see this all the time C5 D5 nice girls in love with jerks G5 What could they be thinking C5 D5 Tell me how it works C5 G5 D5 If I've got some problems well I E5 C5 wouldn't be the first D5 but the ones I have in mind are even worse CHORUS C5 D5 E5 C5 Even Hilter had a girlfriend G5 D5 Who he could always call G5 Who'd always be there for him C5 D5 In spite of all his faults C5 G5 D5 He was the worst guy ever G5 D5 E5 reviled and despised C5 A5 D5 Even Hilter had a girlfriend so why can't I (short pause) C Why can't I? VERSE G5 Life is full of contradictions C5 D5 Hard to understand G5 And for every happy woman C5 D5 There's a lonely man C5 G5 D5 Nixon had his puppy E5 C5 Charles Manson had his clan D5 But god forbid that I get a girlfriend CHORUS C5 D5 E5 C5 Even Hilter had a girlfriend G5 D5 Who he could call his own G5 to sweeten days of bitterness C5 D5 and feeling all alone C5 G5 D5 I'm not as bad as Hilter but it E5 C5 doesn't mean a thing since C5 A5 D5 they'd rather be with Hitler more than me E5 C5 I don't see why they'd rather be with D5 G5 Hitler more than me