Chorded by Leonard The first G chords in intro and verses need some variation on the B-string: 3 to 1 to 0. G5 C5 D5 C5 G5 E5 G5 Well if no one ever marries me C5 And I don't see why they should D5 Nurse says I'm not pretty C5 G5 E5 And you know I'm seldom good, seldom good G5 Well if no one ever marries me C5 I shan't mind very much D5 I'll buy a squirrel in a cage C5 G5 And a little rabbit-hutch C5 If no one marries me A5 G5 D5 If no one marries me C5 If no one marries me A5 G5 D5 If no one marries me E5 Well if no one marries me G5 I'll have a cottage near a wood C5 And a pony all my own D5 A little lamb quite clean and tame C5 G5 That I can take to town G5 When I'm really getting old C5 At twenty-eight or nine D5 I'll buy myself a little orphan-girl C5 G5 And bring her up as mine C5 If no one marries me A5 G5 D5 If no one marries me C5 If no one marries me A5 G5 D5 No one marries me C5 Well if no one marries me A5 G5 D5 Marries me C5 Well if no one marries me A5 G5 D5 Marries me E5 Well if no one marries me