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Feminists don't have a sense of humour. 
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Feminists just want to be alone. (boo hoo hoo)
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Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
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They have a tumour on their funny bone. They say...


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Child molestation isn't funny. (Ahahaha!)
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Rape and degradation's just a crime. (Lighten up, ladies.)
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Rampant prostitution, sex for money, (What's wrong with that?)
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Can't these chicks do anything but whine?!


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  Dance break! :D

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They say...

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Cheap objectification isn't witty, IT'S HOT,
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equal work and wages worth the fight.(Sing us a new one!)
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On demand abortion, every city. (Okay, but NO GUN CONTROL.)
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Won't these women ever get a life?


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Feminists don't have a sense of humour. (Poor Hillary...)
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Feminists and vegetarians. (Make mine a big mac!)
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Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
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They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
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That's why these feminists just need to find a man.