Intro(Same as first verse):
C5           D5    F5   G5  C5       G5


Verse 1:
      C5                        D5
I sit down.. at my computer to see
F5             G5       C5   G5
what you have done so far today
          C5                D5
it's just nice to see reality
F5                G5
It's just a cool family
C5                  D5         F5   G5
Being good to each other


Bridge:
       A5                F5
I'm so tired of terrible people
      A5                         F5       G5
Being admired for being terrible people
                  C5
but your beard is awesome
                  D5
and your kids are awesome
                 E5                        F5          G5
and your wife is hotter than expected, and awesome!


Chorus:
      C5           F5             C5           F5
Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh!
C5           F5             C5           F5
Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!


Intro:
C5           D5    F5   G5  C5       G5


Verse 2:
       C5                          D5
You've become an adjective of you own
F5              G5     C5                       F5
that means something between extra large and awesome

"Dude, check out this Shay-stuffed pretzel, Whoa!"


Bridge:
       A5                F5
I'm so tired of terrible people
      A5                         F5       G5
Being admired for being terrible people
              C5
you a regular guy
        D5
but you try
      E5                   F5     G5
to be something we all can be


Chorus:
      C5           F5             C5           F5
Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh!
C5           F5             C5           F5
Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!



Outro:
C5   F5   C5   F5   C5   F5   C(Let ring)