VERSE 
A5 - F#5 - D5 

A5 - F#5 - D5 - E5 
 

I hope that this gets your attention 

A sticky piece of my affection 

I read your book and I've seen your movie 

You've been an inspiration to me 
 

                           D5                       A5 
I heard so much about you ooh 
                D5                          B5 
So much about you ooh 
                                    D5                     A5 
Lord I heard so much about you ooh 
           F#5           E5            D5 
And I know that it's all true  
 
At night I lie down in your driveway 

And pray you run me over some day 

My ribs are sore and my heart is bitter 

'Cause I've been sleeping on your promo picture 
 
(chorus minus last line) 
 
BRIDGE 
           F#5                   E5                       D5                 A5 
If you notice a strange little guy at the front of the stage 
 D5       F#5                        E5  
With his hands deep in his pockets, strange smile, vacant eyes 
                            B5 
Well don't worry it's only me, it's only little old me 
 
(verse) 
 
I can't believe I really met you 
If you sign my gun I won't forget you 
 
(chorus) 
 
I read books, magazines, everytime I turn on the TV 
Therer's something else, so much going round about you 
Oh lord tell me it's true, there's so much about you 
So much about you