Intro: A5 E5 D5 E5 A5 E5 D5 (repeat) A5 D5 E5 I've been contemplating suicide, A5 D5 E5 but it really doesn't suit my style, A5 D5 E5 so I think I'll just act bored instead A5 D5 E5 who can take the blood I would've shed? She makes me feel so ugly my heart is really on it's knees but I keep a poker face so well that even mother couldn't tell Chorus: A5 D5 But my baby's so vain she is almost a mirror A5 D5 and the sound of her name sends a permanent shiver down my A5 D5 A5 D5 Spiiiine, down my Spiiiine I keep her photograph against my heart for in my life she plays a starring part all alcohol and cigarettes there is no room for cheap regrets Chorus She makes me feel so ugly my heart is really on it's knees but I keep a poker face so well that even mother couldn't tell Chorus and fade