(intro) D5 D5 A5 I judge by what she's wearing C5 G5 Just how many heads I'm tearing D5 A5 Off of assholes coming on to her C5 G5 Each night seems like it's getting worse D5 A5 And I wish she'd take the night off C5 G5 So I don't have to fight off D5 A5 Every asshole coming on to her C5 G5 It happens every night she works D5 A5 They'll go and ask the DJ C5 G5 Find out just what would she say D5 A5 If they all tried coming on to her C5 G5 Don't they know it's never going to work D5 A5 They think they'll get inside her C5 G5 With every drink they buy her D5 A5 As they all try coming on to her C5 G5 This time somebody's getting hurt C5 A5 Here comes the next contestant D5 A5 C5 G5 Is that your hand on my girlfriend? D5 A5 C5 G5 Is that your hand? D5 A5 I wish you'd do it again C5 G5 I'll watch you leave here limping D5 A5 I wish you'd do it again C5 G5 I'll watch you leave here limping C5 A5 ( D5 ) There goes the next contestant D5 A5 I even fear the ladies C5 G5 They're cool but twice as crazy D5 A5 Just as bad for coming on to her C5 G5 Don't they know it's never going to work D5 A5 Each time she bats an eyelash C5 G5 Somebody's grabbing her ass D5 A5 Everyone keeps coming on to her C5 G5 This time somebody's getting hurt C5 A5 Here comes the next contestant D5 A5 C5 G5 Is that your hand on my girlfriend? D5 A5 C5 G5 Is that your hand? D5 A5 I wish you'd do it again C5 G5 I'll watch you leave here limping D5 A5 I wish you'd do it again C5 G5 I'll watch you leave here limping C5 A5 ( D5 ) There goes the next contestant D5 A5 I'm hating what she's wearing C5 G5 Everybody here keeps staring D5 A5 Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve C5 G5 This time somebody's getting hurt C5 A5 Here comes the next contestant D5 A5 C5 G5 Is that your hand on my girlfriend? D5 A5 C5 G5 Is that your hand? D5 A5 I wish you'd do it again C5 G5 I'll watch you leave here limping D5 A5 I wish you'd do it again C5 G5 I'll watch you leave here limping C5 A5 ( D5 ) There goes the next contestant D5 A5 I wish you'd do it again C5 G5 Each night seems like it's getting worse D5 A5 I wish you'd do it again C5 G5 This time somebody's getting hurt C5 A5 D5 There goes the next contestant