Transcribed by Big Papa Scott

                 G5
I'm through with standing in line to clubs we'll never get in
              C5
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
                                                                
     F5                                                 G5
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want).........

I want a brand new house 
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough 
for ten plus me
(yeah, so what you need)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club 
At thirty-seven thousand feet
(Been there done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between cher and 
James Dean is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

Bb5
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
             C5
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

-[CHORUS]-
          G5
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
            Bb5
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
    C5
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
      Eb5                        F5
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
          G5
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
       Bb5
In the VIP with the movie stars
      C5
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
      Eb5                     F5
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
and well..
Bb5   C5                           G5
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Bb5   C5                           G5
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
-2ND VERSE-

           G5
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
     C5
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
                                                                
       F5                                           G5
Sign a couple autographs So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla... ha ha)

I'm gonna dress my ass 
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to 
blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

Bb5
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
             C5
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[CHORUS]

-BRIDGE-
          Eb5
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
      Bb5
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser
         Eb5
Getting? washed-up singers writing all my songs                                                                    
    C5                              F5
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong