INTRO:  D9  D  D4  D  (X2)

VERSE 1:
     D9       D           D4  D
It?s too bad if you hear the word 
     D9            D      D4  D
And decide that it?s all too absurd 
B                  F#
Punch the air and believe it 
          B                    F#
When the crowd cries out its agreement 

VERSE 2:
      D9      D      D4   D
And if I get to heaven tomorrow 
       D9          D           D4    D
I will say that it?s time I just borrowed 
      B                     F#
Then look the guard in the face 
       B              F#    E
As he locks the keys away 

CHORUS 1:
G       D     A
Please please please 
D     F#        B
Just before you go 
      G        D          A
Your glass is only half empty 
            D          F#           B
But you?re full on so where is the show 
            D          F#           B     E
But you?re full on so where is the show 

VERSE 3:
    D9      D          D4  D
And I counted all of the jars 
        D9   D         D4  D
And the labels told their names 
       B                  F#
And I counted all of the cars 
           B              F#
Down the avenues and the lanes 

VERSE 4:
      D9        D      D4  D
And a light will shine on you 
     D9  D      D4  D
And deliver me the day 
           B                 F#
And I?ll dance between your feet 
           B              F#      E
Down the avenues and the trees 

CHORUS 2:
G       D     A
Please please please 
D     F#        B
Just before you go 
      G        D          A
Your glass is only half empty 
            D          F#           B
But you?re full on so where is the show 
            D          F#           B     E
But you?re full on so where is the show 

BRIDGE:
E  F#   G  F#   E       F#   G  F#
I count hours; they?re only waiting 
    E          F#         G
But in between you find something so real 
         A
You?re elated 

SOLO:  E  F#  G  G  A  A  G  A

CHORUS 3:
D     F#        B
Just before you go 
      G        D          A
Your glass is only half empty 
            D          F#           B
But you?re full on so where is the show 
            D          F#           B
But you?re full on so where is the show
            D          F#           B      E
But you?re full on so where is the show