C5 G5 I'm at a nandos trying to paul home E5 D5 All of my change I spent on Lou C5 Where have his socks gone G5 E5 D5 Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two C5 Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember G5 The boys tried out seperately E5 It's even harder to picture D5 They placed at number three C5 Harry loves to get naked G5 But the boys never mind E5 As soon as they got famous D5 C5 All of the fan girls broke down C5 G5 Twitcam makes me smile E5 Someone should tell Niall D5 To hide his profile C5 G5 I let Larry Stylinson Prank call my friends E5 D5 6 r?s in Terrence, Zayn?s no pedophile C5 G5 I'm at a Nandos trying to paul home E5 D5 All of my change I spent on Lou C5 Where have his socks gone G5 E5 D5 Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two C5 G5 Everytime I read a new fanfic E5 D5 Louis? munching on some carrot sticks C5 G5 Why is Harry?s hair always perfect? E5 D5 Liam?s only got one kidney left C5 We?ve got to thank Simon Cowell G5 For making the boys stay E5 Louis drove the van so slow D5 He got stopped twice that day C5 Zayn has such beautiful eyes G5 And perfectly quaffed hair E5 There were women in Sweden D5 C5 Who wouldn?t put their shirts down C5 G5 Video Diaries E5 Superman Louis D5 Liam and Daniel Peazer C5 G5 And Zayn loves Perrie, Niall and his guitar E5 D5 Louis and Eleanor,the kazoo and Harry C5 G5 I'm at a Nandos trying to paul home E5 D5 All of my change I spent on Lou C5 Where have his socks gone G5 E5 D5 Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two C5 G5 Zayn should probably work on his dance moves E5 D5 Niall is a big fan of the zoo C5 G5 Harry used to share a flat with Lou E5 D5 Liam won?t go near another spoon C5 Now I'm at a Nandos