INTRO D D My mama always said, "Stand up to the truth. G There ain't no such thing as the fountain of youth. D Two wrongs never made it a right. A The grass ain't always greener on the other side. G A Better save your money for a rainy day. G A D Count your blessings, come as they may." D Only Will Rogers never met a man he didn't like. G Always throw the first punch when it comes to a fight. D It ain't over til it's over and the fat lady sings. A Only quitters who lose throw their towel in the ring. G A Well, I hope ya ain't workin' on a rainy day. G A D Count your blessings, come as they may. A And it's a 'hush my mouth, landsakes alive'. G D I don't believe that fishermen smell the same when they die. A Never put your cart before the horse, G A Unless it knows how to push another horse. G A Seems like I'm always dreamin' on a rainy day. G A D Count your blessings, come as they may. D G D A D 2X D And it was grandpa who said, "Son, you can't buy love. G You can jump in with both feet but don't jump the gun. D Stay outta trouble. Count your lucky stars. A Never get drunk in two states inside the same bar." G A Seems like I'm always drinkin' on a rainy day. G A D Count your blessings, come as they may. D Gradma who said, "Silence is golden. G The only answer is one is the almighty beholder. D A bird in the hand is better than two in the nest. A Don't ya count your chickens before they hatch. G A Always save a lover for a rainy day. G A D Count your blessings, come as they may. A And it's a 'hush my mouth, landsakes alive'. G D I don't believe that fishermen smell the same when they die. A Never put your cart before the horse, G A Unless it knows how to push another horse. G A It seems like I'm dancehall dreamin' on my rainy day. G A D Count your blessings, come as they may. D Talk bein' cheap, well I took their advice G And the older I get the more I know they were right. D What works for me may not work for you. A Everything I said was the God dang truth. G A Well, I hope you ain't loney on a rainy day. G A D Count your blessings, come as they may. G And they're etched in my mind, A I could never forget 'em. G A D See, it ain't what ya said, just how ya said it. D G D A D 2X