Chorus
          E5        A5              D5    B5
I live in Goofy Town with all the idiots
           G5           A5            D5      B5
And we don't have a clue, but we're content
          E5          A5            D5 D5   B5
I live in Goofy Town where all the morons are
           G5      A5                    D5 slide to 13th fret
Completely out of whack and really bent 


         G5              A5
I got no sense, I got no senses
         G5         A5
I got no natural defenses
          B5            A5
I got no past of future tenses
      E5        A5         D5
I'm a man without a memory 

Chorus  

I never feel compassion

That kind of thing is out of fashion

Give me a hammer, I'll start smashin'

And all our problems will be solved 

Chorus 
       D5                       A5                
Really bent, really bent, I am really very bent
        C5                   G5
I'm one hundred ten percent bent
        G5 or B5                  D5 or F5
And I'm wondering how my life went
   A5       A5
So astray, hey, hey! 

So if you need, a new beginning
A new local, to do your sinning
If you don't care which team is winning
Welcome to my home 

Chorus