**CAPO 3rd FRET** "Ah, breaker one-nine this here's the rubber duck. You got a copy on me Pig-Pen common? Ahh yah, 10-4 pig-pen fur sure fur sure, By golly, it's clean clear to flagtown common. Yah thats a big 10-4 there pigpen, We definetly got the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive looks like we got us a convoy..convoy...." A5 It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June G5 In a Kenworth pulling logs D5 A5 Cab-over pete with a reefer on and a jimmy haulin' hogs A5 G5 We was headin for bear on I- 1 0 bout a mile outta shaky town D5 I says pig-pen this here's the rubber duck A5 and I'm about to put the hammer down Refr?o ------------- F5 C5 G5 C5 Cuz we got a little convoy, rocking through the night F5 C5 G5 E5 Yah we got a little convoy, aint she a beautiful sight F5 C5 G5 C5 Common and join our convoy, aint nothing gonna get in our way F5 C5 G5 E5 We're gonna roll this truckin convoy across the U.S.A -------------------- A5 Convoy.... "Ah breaker pigpen this here's the duck and ah you wanna back off them hogs? yah 10-4 bout five mile or so. 10 roger them hogs is gettin intense up here." A5 By the time we got into Tulsa town G5 We hada 85 trucks in all D5 But there's a roadblock up on the clover leaf A5 And them bears was wall to wall A5 Yah them smokies was thick as bugs on a bumper G5 They even had a bear in the air D5 I says calling all trucks this here's the duck A5 And we about to go huntin' bear CHORUS (change "little" to "great big") "Ah you wanna give me a 10-9 on that pig-pen? Negatory pig-pen your still too close them hogs is starting to close up my sinuses. mercy sakes you better back off another 10." A5 G5 Well we rolled up interstate 44 like a rocket sled on rails D5 We tore up all of our swindle sheets A5 And left em sittin on the scales A5 G5 By the time we hit that Chi-town, them bears was a gettin smart D5 They'd brought up some reinforcements from A5 the Illinois national guard D5 C5 There was armored cars and tanks and jeeps and rigs of every size G5 Yah them chicken coops was full o' bears D5 and choppers filled the skies D5 Well we shot the line and we went for broke C5 with a thousand screamin trucks G5 D5 And eleven long-haired friends o' Jesus in a chartreuse micrabus A5 "Ah rubber duck to sodbuster come over. Yah 10-4 sodbuster listen.. you wanna put that micrabus in behind that suicide jockey? yah hes haulin dynamite and he needs all the help he can get..." A5 Well we laid a strip for the jersey shore G5 and prepared to cross the line D5 I could see the bridge was lined with bears A5 but I didnt have a dog-goned dime A5 I says pigpen this here's the rubber duck, G5 we just ainta gonna pay no toll ( D5 ) So we crashed the gate doin' 98 ( A5 ) I says let them truckers roll, 10-4! CHORUS (change "great big" to "mighty") "Ah 10-4 pig-pen whats your 20? Omaha?! well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outa here so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears of your... tail. we'll catch ya on the flip-flop. this heres the rubber duck on the side, we gone! buh-bye!"