C F After three good years together we had our first fight. C G7 So she went to her mother's and I went for a drive. C F Down that old familiar highway just few miles out of town. C G7 To that run-down, one-room tavern that used to be my C stompin' grounds. C When I pulled into the driveway everything still looked the F C same. And I couldn't wait to down a few and hear that G7 C jukebox ring. But when I walked in through the doorway F there stood some kind of maitre-d. and he looked me up and he C G7 C looked me down and said, "Can I help you please?" And I said. C F Chorus: What'd you do with those swingin' doors? And where's C the sawdust on the floor? Why's everybody wearin' them G7 C suits and ties? From where I stand I can't believe my eyes. F And whose idea was it to hang these ferns? This brand-new bar C G7 don't have a single burn. I guess I'm somewhere that I don't F C belong. I need a jukebox with a country song. C When I looked back in the corner where the jukebox once stood F C proud. Some clown was playin' records... to fast, to long G7 C and to loud. Well it must've been a big mistake to try to F C speak my mind. But as they were askin' me to leave, I cried G7 C out one more time. Repeat Chorus: C G7 F I guess I don't belong without a jukebox and a country C song.