E7 C? F? (III)  A   E7   F#m C#m7(b5) D9       C?     A 
I  got     me     ten fine toes  to   wig - gle in the sand 
 D9    Bm7(b5)      A     F#m   D9    C?       E7 
Lots of  i - dle fing - ers snap to my com - mand 
  F?   E7  D9     C?      Bm7(b5)    C?      E7 
A love - ly pair of heels that kick to beat the band 
 D9   C? Bm7(b5)   E7  A         F#m     D9        E7 
Con - tem - pla - tin' na - ture can be fas - ci - na - tin' 
A   E7 F#m   C#m7(b5)  D9      C?     A    E7 
Add to these   a    nose that  I can thumb 
D9    C?       A    A7 Dalt   D6 
And a mouth, by gum , have I 
   Bm7(b5)     D6       F? (III) B7      A   F?          F#7 
To tell the whole darn  world   "If ya don't hap - pen to like it, 
C#m7(b5)    D9  C?    Bm7(b5)       E7/6 E7 A    A7     
 Deal me out, thank ya kind - ly, pass me by" 
        D9  F? (III) C?    A  C#m7(b5)  F#7 
Pass me by,           pass me by 
B7    Bm   Bm7/E         E7/9 E7  E7/6 E7  A 
If ya don't hap - pen to like it, pass me by.