Intro: Em D Sounds better when you play it whit power-chords! Em Alright sir D Sure I'll have another one it?s early Em Three olives, shake it up, I like it dirty (dirty) D Tequila for my friend it makes her flirty (flirty) Trust me Em I'm the instigator of underwear D Showing up here and there uh oh (oh no) Em I'm always on a mission from the getto D So what if it's only 1 o'clock in the afternoon B C It's never too soon to send out all the invitations B C to the last night (of your life) Chorus Em Lordy Lordy Lordy D I can't help it, I like to party, it's genetic Em It's electrifying wind me up and watch me go Where she stops nobody knows B C Em A good excuse to be a bad influence on you and you {x15} Alright ma'am (ma'am ) Calm down I know your son said he was in my house (my house) He was the captain of the football team but I turned him out He wasn't the first and he won't be the last to tone it down This happens all the time I'm a story to tell the alibi They wanna go home I asked them (why) It's daylight (not night) They might need a break from all the real life (get a life) It gets to be too much sometimes It's never too late to send out all the invitations to the last night of (your life) Chorus Lordy Lordy Lordy I can't help it, I like to party, it's genetic It's electrifying, wind me up and watch me go Where she stops nobody knows A good excuse to be a bad influence on you Em I'm off to see the doctor D I hope she has a cure Em I hope she makes me better D What does that even mean? We don't know