Tuning Eb-- Bb-- Gb-- Db-- Ab-- Eb-- 1st Verse: E5 C#5 Never win first place, I don't support the team B5 A5 I can't take direction and my socks are never clean E5 C#5 Teachers dated me, my parents hated me B5 A5 I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right Pre Chorus: A5 B5 Everyday I fight a war against the mirror A5 B5 I can't take the person starin' back at me E5 I'm a hazard to myself Chorus: C#5 B5 A5 Don't let me get me, I'm my own worst enemy E5 C#5 Its bad when you annoy yourself, so irritating B5 A5 Don't wanna be my friend no more E5 C#5 I wanna be somebody else B5 A5 I wanna be somebody else yeah 2nd Verse: E5 C#5 LA told me, "you'll be a pop star B5 A5 All you have to change, is everything you are" E5 C#5 Tired of being compared to damn Britney spears B5 A5 she's so pretty, that just ain't me Bridge: A5 B5 Doctor doctor won't you please prescribe somethin' A5 B5 A day in the life of someone else E5 Cuz I'm a hazard to myself Chorus: