E5 Well I go out drinkin, comin? in late stinkin E5 A5 Tell my wife I left the car with the keys sittin by the highway E5 And it got stolen E5 Then I tell her to get dressed, high heels, Sunday best E5 A5 Big surprise, lots of fun, she thinks we?re going to a party E5 Then we go bowlin? E5 D5 Oooooh I?m drivin my wife away A5 E5 She can?t take another day of me E5 D5 Ooooh, I?m drivin? my wife away A5 Didn?t want her anyway Well the truck stop cutie, comin? on to me Wife?s along, getting? mad, she don?t think it?s very funny Still I keep flirtin Then she got new ?, slapped me on the temple, told me I could stay if I wanted to but she was gonna go My face is still hurtin? Chorus