No Capo G Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink G Aunt Tammies in there claiming all the diamond rings G Uncle Bobs holding up the TV set G The only thing they are grieving over G D Is what they ain't gonna get G D She's only been in the ground a day or two G D I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud G Great gran daddy's shotgun started it all G She wasn't even cold G Before they ripped it off the wall G Wondas fighting Angie over antique quilts G D Nobody even waited for the reading of the will G D If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue G D I'm glad mama aint around to watch this family feud G I'm watching it all go down in shame G Wish the whole house would go up in flames G Who gives a damn about a cedar chest G D When we just laid her soul to rest G D She's only been in the ground a day or two G D I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud G She's probably rolling over in her grave G D 'Cause the good lord giveth and the family taketh away