E5 Don't you like what's on your plate? D5 It's not free. C#5 G5 E5 Shaking fists at this debate. D5 C#5 G5 E5 Woe is me. Woe is thee. C#5 C#5 It's all for show E5 C#5 so please bake me cookies. C#5 C#5 The stage lights glow E5 D#5 and we stare like rookies. Refr?o: E5 Eb5 D5 Db5 Take your cause and pass it around. G5 Gb5 F5 E5 Take one down and pass it around. E5 Eb5 D5 Db5 I'm not fair and you're not sound. G5 Gb5 F5 E5 Pass it around now you're not sound. E5 Eb5 D5 Db5 Take your turn in beating the horse. G5 Gb5 F5 E5 Take him down now take him down. E5 Eb5 D5 Db5 Gee I hope we're not off course. G5 Gb5 F5 Take him down now take him down. E5 Don't you like what's on TV? D5 It's not free. C#5 G5 E5 We'll agree to disagree. D5 C#5 G5 E5 Woe is me. Woe is thee. C#5 C#5 It's all for show E5 C#5 So please call this number. C#5 C#5 You'll never know. E5 D#5 And you'll always wonder. (Refr?o) C#5 C#5 It's all for show E5 C#5 so please bake me cookies. C#5 C#5 The stage lights glow E5 D#5 and we stare like rookies. (Solo) (Refr?o)